I kicked my doctor in the head

I didn't do it on purpose. It was a reflex. It wasn't so much a reflex...more like a reaction. As my stitches were being removed (sooner than expected) at one point the pain was so acute and I was already crying and chanting, "ouuuuch! ouuuuuuch! ouuuuuuch!", the only other thing I could do to bring myself some illusion of relief was to kick my leg up...really hard. Unfortunately my doctor's head was in the way of my foot action. To make matters worse, I think I may have goosed my doctor's particulars when I reached out to say (in the midst of crying and chanting), "Oh! I'm so sorry, I didn't kick you on purpose! I didn't kick you on purpose!" He was laughing. Afterwards he said (to me, the staff, and everybody in the waiting room), "She was my last patient for the day...I almost made it through the whole day without being kicked in the head." Glad he had a sense of humor about it.

Comments

[summer]

So funny, Quel, so funny! At least your doc was cool about it. I once bit the dental assistant (I was a little kid) while she was putting that x-ray thing in my mouth. She was not cool. She cursed and got someone else to do it.

[Schanina]

Don't mean to laugh..but that's funny! I'm sure it's not the first time anyone's kicked a Doc.

[Ray]

"I goosed his particulars".

That's a keeper phrase right there.

[Sniper]

I was in the waiting room when the doctor annouced that he was kicked in the head by his last patience. Quel is such an ouch oouch girl..... I wonder why the doctor didn't anything about the goosing of particulars. Maybe he enjoyed it LOL..

[Rodney Williams]

No that's funny, although "goosed his particulars" leaves room for the mind to wander, I think, or maybe not. Tell me about that.....later!

Truth is, he probably deserved it after the "superglued particulars" incident. Talk about Karma. That's a drs bill worth paying right there.