One of our toilets at work was being serviced, so I went in to use the other one. Turns out the problem with the first toilet had something to do with the building's plumbing in general, so after I used the other toilet and it didn't flush, I had to tell my boss and the plumber, who were both in the other bathroom, what happened.
Embarrassed, with one hush finger holding my top lip down I spoke, "I used the other bathroom. It didn't flush." That should have been the end of it, but I wanted to relieve any fears they might have had that they would have to go face down my smelly poop, so I felt the need to announce, "It was number one, though." There was nervous laughter and general embarrassment all around.
They must have been relieved to hear that too right? I would have if I was the one who had to deal with it. Anyway, I couldn't resist the urge to say it. In my heart I believe they needed to know.






my stomach hurts from and the tears sting, you're funny quel
Posted by: terri | April 10, 2007 at 08:52 PM
Heehee! I'm glad you told them. It was best they (and we!) knew.
Posted by: Sally | April 11, 2007 at 06:53 AM
Silly! Full disclosure in effect! LOL
Posted by: berry | April 14, 2007 at 09:49 AM
I'm back again with another comment! LOL That is the story of my LIFE! I feel like I'm a drama magnet! If something crazy, out of ordinary, random, embarrassing or ridiculous is going to happen within a room full of people...it will happen to ME. LOL I sooo feel you on this one!!!
Posted by: Hazuki | July 29, 2011 at 10:57 AM
I tell you, it makes life interesting when your life is full of, "See, what had happened was..." moments. lol
Posted by: Quel | September 18, 2011 at 10:00 PM